Guided Excitement Session for Kinky Motherfuckers
I know you're throbbing in your pants right now, just like me, so now...take your hands OFF of your horny dick and follow these instructions:
Take your hands off of your dick, put them at your side, and take a long, slow, deep breath, all the way up from your balls to your heart, and back down. Do this slowly, 3, 4, or 5 times, before reading any further.
<Ready...stop...breathe...>
<Again>
<Breathe...again...>
<One More time...deep, full breath, all the way up from your nut-sac to your nose, and back down...>
Good!
Now, let your breath return to its normal rhythm, and when you're ready, keep reading...
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I guarantee you, 100%, that I have your best interests in mind. I'll only be engaging in activities with you which excite the living shit out of you and--ultimately--bring you pleasure, good health, renewed vision, and ultimate delight.
I like to play with safe words--especially because I like to be a transgressive, dirty motherfucker. That means that unless you say the safeword, I get the sadistic thrill of hearing you scream "No, Sir...stop...please!" and I'll just keep doing whatever I'm doing, letting my dick throb against your whimpering butthole while you beg me...
Daddy's gonna excite the living shit out of you, and there's nothing you can do about it...except throb in your fucking pants and dream about squirting your fucking pent-up load of jizz in that hot boy underwear of yours...
Again...
Take your hands off of your dick, put them at your side, and take a long, slow, deep breath, all the way up from your balls to your heart, and back down. Do this slowly, 3, 4, or 5 times, before reading any further. Ready...stop...breathe...>
<Again>
<Breathe...again...>
<One More time...deep, full breath, all the way up from your nut-sac to your nose, and back down...>
Good!
So good...I've got you fucking hot now...
The idea is to make you so fucking excited you want to bust a nut in your pants, and once you're that hot, I'll continually remind you that you deserve the best in life...that you fully deserve to wake up every day knowing that you're thriving on this earth, feeling thoroughly fulfilled in your life's existence, while everybody you know benefits...
So now, while I have you so excited you barely know what to do with yourself, I want you to start now by frequently repeating these affirmations to yourself:
This body is my home. I love this body. Thank you, sweet, wonderful body, for giving me so much joy, so much excitement, so much pleasure, and so much deep satisfaction in this life. Thank you!
Every movement, gesture, and deed I make brings ultimate benefit to me, to the people I love, and this world.
Learn to repeat these things to yourself every time you pleasure your body. If you would like inspiration in finding ever more creative ways to pleasure your excited body, please use this guided evolutionary masturbation I created a few years ago:
Guided Tantric Masturbation for Men. This link generally works best if you open it on your phone (or maybe tablet) using the Spotify app. Opening it on your phone and listening to it with ear buds is the best way to ensure privacy and best audio quality. If you open it on your laptop or desktop, it's best to use Chrome browser, since it won't work in Safari.
XOXO Brad